chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

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msjewbooty:

*Boy voice* hey man let’s spray Axe all over our bodies and marinate in a pool of that shit for a few hours man let’s spray Axe all over the world  dunk the world in Axe body spray  that shit’s to die for  i could sniff it all day I could eat it wit h a spoon

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terezi-vantas:

GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU DEPRESSED/IS A FACTOR IN YOUR DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT THAT’S DUE FRIDAY THANK YOU

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  • me in 2012: it's called the XBox 360 because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
  • me in 2013: it's called the XBox One because when you see it you'll turn one degree and walk away
  • me in 2015: it's called the XBox Singularity because when you see it you'll turn a single degree and walk away
  • me in 2017: it's called the Dominator Allmind XE0301 because when you see it you'll turn 301 degrees and walk away. yeah, i miss my legs too
  • me in 2024: mmmmmmmngh! mmnnnngh! mnengh mnnngh and walk away
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φ 21 May 2013 • 250 notes

kinjitohyama:

One Piece Rap - 4Kids. 

Because even if you didn’t like the dub, their theme was slightly catchy.

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φ 21 May 2013 • 3,500 notes

stanley-darsh:

i want to:

  • wear and have your clothes
  • couple cosplay with you
  • go to the each with you
  • cuddle with you
  • give you little kissies
  • hug you
  • have lil date nights and days with you
  • have ice cream together UuU
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Veronox: ghirahim: buccellatits: mewtoot: i think the saddest people always try...

ghirahim:

buccellatits:

mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

it’s a nice thought but unfortunately legit depressed people usually don’t work like that.

i think the word OP is looking for is empathy

“wow, that sucks. i’ve had sucky things happen before and i know they don’t feel good so i’m going to try to make things a little bit better”

and its actually a characteristic of a lot of people regardless of whether or not they are sad or suffer from a mental illness that can sometimes take up so much of their time and energy that they lack the motivation to put forth effort on other people even if they’re normally nice and empathetic people

please don’t romanticise or glorify sadness just because being sad means you know what being sad feels like. people who are happy a lot can be empathetic and make you feel better because they are also sad sometimes. it’s a human emotion.

(Source: circumcisions)

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cadaverousgallant:

maddramaqueen:

cadaverousgallant:

school tomorrow

image

HAHA.  TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY

HAHA I DON’t FUCKING CARE

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drkeirone:

I decided to jump a bandwagon.

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φ 21 May 2013 • 377 notes

mattbellamysfolds:

“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’

“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”

“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”

“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”

image

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